Like a silhouetted army of dark-skinned, Xerxes-worshipping Persians tumbling into the ocean off the ledge of a jutting cliff, the 300 trailer mashups and parodies are now dropping fast and furiously. Earlier, we shared with you the genre-defining, gay-supertext-highlighting masterwork that was It's Raining 300 Men; now, here's a radically different approach: A "PG cut" (though we're wondering why they didn't just go ahead and give it a G) featuring the fearsome, bare-torsoed warriors of an ancient Candylandian civilization called Caketown, who could bring much larger nations to their knees using nothing more than their brute strength and insatiable taste for blood-soaked frosting.