Even The Cat Whisperer Knew That There Was No Blood Flowing To Larry King's Brain
Post gossip dowager Cindy Adams emerges from the gerontology ward this morning to bring news of a celebrity surgery: Larry King recently had a procedure to flush his arteries. Cindy, who was Larry's wet nurse when he was but a mewling infant, learns this from her former charge: "I actually never knew anything about the carotid artery. See, I take a yearly test. My doctor checked the blood flow to my brain and discovered I was over 70 percent blocked." At the very least we're talking malpractice here: they just found that out now? Also, 70 percent seems a little low: might want to run those numbers again.
QUIET, SUCCESSFUL AND FIT FOR A KING [NYP]
BONUS: Cindy reports "VANITY Fair prepping an all-Africa issue . . ." That's okay, Cindy, we don't follow the Post that closely either!