• Blogging stems from profound unhappiness. Tell us something we didn't know. [this place is dead anyway]
  • You didn't go out on St.Patrick's day either? But, look at all the fun you missed! Green clothes, beer, kilts, fat! [misguided misadventures nyc]
  • When you can get both a rape and a Holocaust joke into the same post, you know you're having a great day. [Ricky Van Veen]
  • This blogger is applying performance art theory and capitalism to the placement of Jumbo maxi pads and Bounty paper towels at the local C-Town. Seriously, we're done here. [hot johnny and all his pants]