Sensing that sworn enemy Donald Trump might have an opinion on Rosie O'Donnell's recent announcement that she's being treated for depression, the selfless celebrity mediators over at ET and The Insider once again invited The Donald before their confessional cameras to share his compassionate thoughts on mental illness. A stunningly empathetic Trump admits that if he could somehow crawl inside O'Donnell's skin, he too might succumb to depression—a shocking admission given the billionaire's preternatural outward self-confidence—and claims that he would be so overcome with grief at witnessing the daily inversion therapy ordeal his onetime feudmate must undergo to manage her illness that he'd "pay not to watch" it, as it would likely plunge him into the dark places he's loathe to visit. Later today on The View, O'Donnell will return Trump's kindness, symbolically setting up a second yoga swing next to hers, an open invitation to her caring foil to join her in an inverted embrace and finally put all the ugliness of the preceding months behind them.

UPDATE: Perhaps we spoke too soon about the possibility of O'Donnell offering Trump a moving opportunity to reconile on-air. From Rosie's blog:

so hurtful 2 know he doesnt find me attractive as it has been my goal for so long to give a balding billionaire a boner

same same same

Here we go again: In the next few hours, Trump will dash off a letter announcing his intention to sue O'Donnell for insinuating both that he's balding and that he can't get an erection from the image of a lesbian hanging upside down in a swing. Will this feud that nobody's cared about for weeks never end?