News Flash: People treat customer service representatives like crap. [save the assistants]
Despite what everyone may feel about One D, we can all agree on the magnitude of Alexis Arquette's soon-to-be-former piece. Right? (NSFW). [one d at a time]
We have no clue if what happened in this blog is true or not, but plan on buying a case of Goats Do Roam immediately after work, regardless. [carolyn castiglia]
Q-Tips (old people) are getting freaky and you can't hide from it. Your grandparents are probably having a crotchety, old-fashioned romp right now. [pink india ink]
