What makes Brandon Davis's anti-Arab slurred slurs against Paula Abdul (sorta, in an Alanis way) ironic? The fact that he's half-Turkish. Oho! [Gatecrasher]
Are Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes spawning again? A source at La Petite Tresor, Hollywood's most loose-lipped baby accoutrements store, seems to think so.[TMZ]
Kevin Federline is classily trying to shill rights to cover his birthday bash. [Page Six]
Boy, it's nice to know that the redevelopment of Greenpoint's waterfront will be carried out by people who really understand the neighborhood. People like Magic Johnson! [NYP]
Justin Timberlake and Timbaland will help Britney get back on her feet when the time is right. [EW]
