Last evening "Entertainment Tonight," which has owned the Anna Nicole Smith story (literally - they fucking bought it) brought us the touching footage of America's sweetheart being laid to rest. Every note was perfect: the slow procession to the grave, the release of the doves, and then this scene, where our faded rose's mother goes a little bit bonkers with the shovel. Tonight "E.T." takes us to the funeral after-party; we will for sure update you tomorrow.

Bonus: After the jump, see the bouquet sent by Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne, who were unable to attend because there's only so much ridiculous the universe will tolerate before it implodes upon itself.