• Brangelina doing Vietnamese this time. [Us]
  • Even beyond this vale of tears, Anna Nicole Smith flies private. [TMZ]
  • "It will be something very beautiful, very private, very over the top and very pink." —Anna Nicole's funeral manager. Heh. [NYP]
  • "What happened to Ray Liotta's face?" [NYDN, 3rd item]
  • Elisabeth Hasselbeck cries again! (See also: it's that time of the month.) [NYP]
  • Let's flash back to 1987, and let former soap opera queen Brenda Dickson squire us about her house. "Notice the slit?" Legendary. [YouTube]