A reality show about Naomi Campbell's search to find a new assistant? No words will suffice to convey our profound grief for those poor, poor contestants. [save the assistants]
Are you bored right now? Really bored? Try a game of 50 states in 10 minutes. Meh. [ironic sans]
Finally! A Conservative version of Wikipedia! Related stories: we're winning the Iraq War, Barack Obama snorted coke off Hillary Clinton's ass and Hurricane Katrina was really more of a tropical storm, so no big deal (Sources: Conservapedia). [fishbowlny]
AH! Thank God. We were just starting to lose hope! Without further ado, the triumphant return of One D! (NSFW, duh) [one d at a time]
