Hey, j-schooled kiddies scrivening away at the Podunk Times-Picayune in the hopes of one day making it into the Gray Lady's bosom? Check this out!

We fully understand why the person who pointed us to this article said that she was thinking of "opening a vein." If you're already thinking along the same lines, perhaps it would be best to avoid MK's bio on the Contributors page.

Brand Loyalty [NYT]