Brandon Davis, the oil heir who's 'famous' for coining "firecrotch" and for being the ugliest man ever to date Mischa Barton, caused quite a ruckus at Paris Hilton's zillionth 26th birthday party. At one point, he picked up Courtney Love and told her "I want to squirt on you." Horrors. [R&M]
Jason Alexander, Britney Spears' first husband, says that the currently rehabbing singer once OD'd on pure MDMA in his presence: "I thought, 'This bitch is going to f—king die right here in front of me.'" [NYDN]
Lou Pearlman is the man responsible for NSYNC and the Backstreet Boys — and, it now seems, for defrauding more than 1,400 investors out of $317 million. [NYP]
Times fashion critic Cathy Horyn is ruffling feathers by sniping at Dolce & Gabbanna on her blog after being banned from their Milan show. [WWD, 2nd item]
In which Page Six tactfully points out that Peter O'Toole is old. [Page Six]
Daniel "the most fucked up" Baldwin shared his sobriety tips with rehab compatriot Britney. [Us Weekly]
