· Don't worry: An army of ABC pages equipped with blow-dryers are addressing the problem as we speak. [YouTube]
· Oscars UpsetWatch: Yesterday, we addressed the possibility that shoo-in Forest Whitaker might lose Best Actor to the legendary Peter O'Toole. Today we turn to the Best Supporting Actress horserace, where, in a battle of the "Superfreak" vs. "And I Am Telling You" divas, the Gold Derby blog entertains a scenario in which popular second-choice Abigail Breslin sneaks up from behind to snatch the coveted idol from Jennifer Hudson. [Gold Derby]
· Oscars director Louis J. Horvitz will be experiencing the proceedings from a truck in the parking lot, which features 85 monitors and a shawarma rotisserie for any passing tourists hungry for a delicious Middle Eastern sandwich. [AP]

· People plays the fun game Fucking or Not Fucking? with Penelope Cruz and Orlando Bloom. Before drawing hasty conclusions, you may want to consider that Bloom was "freaking out and singing along to every [Maroon 5] lyric" at the Global Green concert where they were spotted together, possibly making lead singer Adam Levine the secret object of his lusty affections. [People]
· If you're still undecided in the major categories, you can always just crib the Carpetbagger's final predictions, and then blame him when your Oscar pool money ends up in the lap of that one chubby, mouth-breathing dude at your party no one seems to know, who keeps repeating, "I just went with my gut!" between uncontrollable giggles. [Awards Season]