Suze Orman Shocks World, Is Lesbian
We resisted for hours! Despite the hundreds of emails. Despite Matt Drudge just begging us to take note of this juxtaposition. But we wanted to have dignity! We wanted to be better than this. Now it's a little after 5 p.m. and our blood sugar is fucked and it got funnier, in that juvenile, armpit-fart-noises way. Thank you, Mr. Drudge. Also, short-haired O columnist and CNBC and QVC commentator and all-around money-lady Suze Orman is a lesbian. Could you die or what?
