The Defamer Last Minute Oscar Poll: One More Chance To Cast A Meaningless Vote For Your Favorites!

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You've tirelessly monitored the Buzzmeters, scrutinized the massive predictions charts, and internalized the insights of prognosticators in ill-fitting, store-bought superhero costumes, but what you have not yet had the opportunity to do is click a little circle next to the name of one of the many prohibitive favorites to bring home an Oscar on Sunday while visiting this website. That's right: It's time for the Defamer Last Minute Oscar Poll. While you have no chance to influence mentally weak Academy voters with your choices at this late juncture, what you do have is the ability to demonstrate your complete mastery of the conventional wisdom that will surely dominate on Oscar night. Or, should you feel the need to celebrate the hopeless and punish the unworthy (if Little Miss Sunshine polls well, Fox Searchlight will send each of you a delicious yellow-frosted cupcake), an expression of your impotent frustration is just a mouse click away.

After the jump, vote your little hearts out. And afterwards, stick around to savage anew your least favorite nominee in the comments section!

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