• As far as MTA subway campaigns go, we're really into "Poetry in Motion." [monkey in my pants]
  • A-Rod and Derek Jeter used to have sleepovers five times a week. [jeter and a-rod's sleepover party]
  • This Columbia student dissing this NYU student is pretty funny, but the real joke is on their parents (who spend around $35,000+/year for them to be molded into entitled little shitbags). [overheard in ny]
  • These Brooklyn condos are so dang rad that they even have their own MySpace pages. They totally copied that house in Scarsdale with its own J-Date profile. [the gowanus lounge]