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Without further ado, here comes the axe!

Executed: lypocenes
Crime: Claiming credit for 'carpet matches the drapes' Britney joke.

Executed: momo
Crime: Stifling our creativity.

Executed: jmattingly33
Crime: Being a predictable, jaded unhappy little thing.

Executed: LRM216
Crime: No crime specifically, we just want her to be one with Anna Nicole.

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