Valentine's Day, the Valley way
Affixed to this San Francisco Chronicle article on "Web 2.0 love" (amusing quotes, strange Detroit Pistons reference) is the above photo, depicting matchmaker Amy Andersen with her beau, Silicon Valley executive Alex Gould. Observe the innovative Web 2.0 approach of hooking up in a hotel bar. You're better off looking for someone to strobilate your parenchyma.