• Fun adventure-ish blog, but what we don't understand is why this blog author had to get all Christopher Hitchens on us about 65% of the way through? Oh, right, because he has a small dick and isn't getting laid. [everything is wrong with me]
  • Deciphering these V.D. statistics is 100% headache inducing. [adfreak]
  • As Harold Bloom would put it, someone seems to be suffering from an "anxiety of influence". On second thought, who really cares about what that rapist has to say? [fourfour]
  • Don't feel bad about what you're giving your date this evening, we're sure it'll beat peeing in the roommate's closet. [midwesterner in nyc]
  • "Two of Hearts" may just be the very best pop song ever recorded. [copyranter]