• Hey, it's okay that you didn't win a date with our Assimilated Negro. All the rest of us might want to date you. [to do: 1. get hobby 2. floss]
  • Could this be yet another casualty from our "Win a Date with TAN Contest"? [overheard in ny]
  • Just keeping tabs on our favorite/only hooker friend. [college callgirl]
  • Don't fuck with the man who invented bottle service. [Get Excited]