This Valentine's Day, show the person you love how much of a no-class loser you really are. [nyc stories]
Mmmm. Hot Smoothie. Wait, is that sign Photoshopped? [king of jubilee]
Alas, Anna Nicole Smith's former personal assistant doesn't want to be Slut Machine's MySpace friend. [One D At A Time]
Anthony Bourdain in all his brute, bad-ass, anti-Food Network glory. Although we were kind of upset that he didn't rag on Batali for those ridiculous orange Crocs. [ruhlman]
