This morning's Post, reporting on the Anna Nicole Smith tragedy, put forth the stunning question, "WAS IT MURDER?" We've no idea, but if recent reports from Access Hollywood are to be believed (and really, when aren't they) it may have actually been a case of aggravated vomicide. That's right,

According to a credible source, an employee of Anna Nicole Smith found her in her room in the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Florida. The employee pulled back a sheet and discovered that she appeared to have choked on her own vomit. The same source claims that Smith took what was referred to as a "children's sedative," and had "kept passing out" before her death.

This is all conjecture at this point, and we've seen no statements yet from the vomit's lawyer, but this story keeps getting weirder and weirder: Why was the vomit there? What was the children's sedative? This thing may go all the way to the top.

Also, there's some completely repellent footage of EMT guys trying to revive Smith on the Internet now. We never thought something could out-tacky Anna Nicole's own C-section video, but what can you say? Lady went out on top.

EXPLOSIVE NEW CLAIM: SMITH CHOKED ON HER OWN VOMIT [Access Hollywood]
Anna Nicole Smith's last minutes - $500,000 footage [LiveLeak]