• Given what most people are listening to these days (Fergie/Pussycat Dolls/Panic! At the Disco playlists), certainly some I-Pod related hit and runs can slide. [east village idiot]
  • The View called, they want their "Fashion Week (on the cheap)!" segment back. [high class jackass]
  • Everyone is doing something different to prepare for Cycle 8 of ANTM. Our routine consists of snorting black market fen-phen while watching seemingly endless reruns of past cycles on VHI. What? We want to be on top! [fourfour]\
  • Dear Blog Author, the F train isn't an "underground uglie"; anyone who's been past the Bergen St. stop knows that. And why are the Bronx and Staten Island in quotes? They do, in fact, exist. Woof. [low concept]
  • Rent the white horse drawn carriage, get the "dream" Vera Wang wedding dress, deck out the church in tasteful bouquets of lilies and drape everything in "fresh linen" or whatever, but remember you're still lame and white with no sense of fun, flyness or flossiness whatsoever. [papermag blog]