In your face, you pussy, hypersensitive Park Slope parents! [dooce]
Tyra Banks wants you to kiss her ass. Tyra Higher Learning era/circa 1995? Definitely. Tyra ANTM/circa now? Meh. [fourfour]
Bask in the winning combination of a ukulele, an acoustic bass and Tom Cruise. [good evening]
After the subway farter intro, this entry is kind of like a Raymond Carver story that was never written, only substitute Bushmill's for Teachers (and love and giggles with pure misery and pain). [ZFS]
