• Myspace.com: A Place for Friends... to feel really bad about themselves and their lives after being denied friend requests from complete strangers. [clublife]
  • Great, now all we want to do is drink jugs of Three Thieves, listen to "Kickstart My Heart" on repeat and pass out (which sucks because the weekend is 26 hours away). Thanks, Gurgling Cod. [the gurgling cod]
  • This rant about the annoyance of condoms is almost as amusing as this rant we once read about the annoyance of AIDS. [everything is wrong with me]
  • Why is it that all Dads will either buy one George Carlin book or one Bill O'Reilly book before they die? And, as a result, subject Mothers and children to either hours of verbose fart jokes or hours of verbose "traditionalist" blather? [previously owned]