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Upon hearing about how SAG trophy winners like Helen Mirren carried on backstage about how heavy the twelve-pound, yet modestly endowed, Actor statue feels ("'It's the heaviest of all,' she said. 'It's also the most beautiful.'"), an enraged and defiant Academy president Sid Ganis pledged to deliver this year's Oscar statuettes at a more impressive weight, "Even if we have to weld a ten-pound, gilded cock on each one."