The subways are fah-reezing. What's a man with a penchant for public masturbation to do? Fah-reeze? Don't think so. [ MMIN ]
Same goes for those nice boys over in the sauna at the Irving Place branch of the NYSC. [ chortle ]
"I'm just saying it's hard for me to focus on walking when all I can think about his how cold my penis is." That precisely what the boys above were thinking too! [ why don't we get drunk and blog? ]
You know what some people would do with two penises during these chilly months? Jerk off in public, double-time. [ redacted ]
