Short Ends: Ari Gold To Threaten To "Go All Isaiah Washington" On Lloyd's Ass Next Season
· Entourage's Lloyd, perhaps television's most visible victim of workplace homophobia, takes a shot at Isaiah Washington.
· Paul Rudd on the practice of donating Sundance swag to charity: "I actually don't believe in charity. By working hard and entertaining the world, I think I deserve a cashmere stereo." We kind of wish he wasn't kidding—he really does deserve to take that cashmere stereo back home with him.
· TMZ blows the lid off the parking ticket Brandy received two months after her involvement in a fatal car crash.
· Here's a headline in our feed reader we didn't bother exploring further: Garner tells how ring fell into a drain. Do let us know how it turned out for her.
· Jennifer Aniston's septum re-undeviated.