· A fan from the Something Awful forums donates some free Oscar stumping to Universal on behalf of Children of Men. Warning: The video contains some spoilers, so watch at your own peril. [via Risky Bix]
· Mel Gibson's beachside kingdom is currently on fire. (Well, probably not his house specifically, just the parts of Malibu he claims to own when he gets liquored up and confronts a mouthy, sugar-titted cop.)
· A TV critic apologizes to Courtney Cox after reversing his position on whether or not she's spankworthy.
· As it turns out, Angelina Jolie is totally fine with Madonna's purchase of Malawian children.
· Our blogging siblings over at Gizmodo and Kotaku are busy nerding it up at CES, while Jalopnik is covering the Detroit Auto Show. Meanwhile, as we previously hinted, we're watching The 'Bu smolder on the local news.