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The sands are draining from the hourglass counting down Anna Nicole Smith's last few days before a court-ordered paternity test determines who really fathered Dannielynn, her earmarked-for-doom infant daughter. With feasible options quickly running out—one ill-conceived plan involved rolling Howard K. Stern into the testing center in a giant baby carriage, disguised in a pink onesie with a baseball-sized binky in his mouth—Smith is now resorting to creative accounting to make sure former boyfriend Larry Birkhead gets nowhere near the J. Howard Marshall inheritance money she's still fighting for in court. Reports The Scoop:

The former Playmate — who for years has been involved in a messy dispute over her late husband's fortune — is looking to set up a dummy corporation so that the man who says he's the father of her daughter can't get any of the money she might inherit.

"Now that a judge has ordered a paternity suit so that Larry Birkhead can determine if he is, indeed the father, Anna's scared," says a source. "Anna's no legal eagle, but the idea of a dummy or shell corporation is something she learned in her fight over [her late husband] J. Howard Marshall's estate. And, of course her lawyer [Howard K. Stern, the man Smith says is the baby's father] explained it to her."

Smith's new venture, tentatively named Want Some Money? Like My Body? LLC, may provide her with a shelter with which to protect the potential millions she earned from her months of wedded servitude kissing the liver-spotted head of the 90-year-old oil tycoon of her dreams, but no dummy corporation will prevent her house of cards from tumbling once the paternity test results are made public, and Dannielynn's recipe is revealed to be one part Birkhead with one part Smith and a splash of Methadone, shaken and served straight up with a crazy twist.