When not admiring the improvisational bravado of husband Christopher Guest, Jamie Lee Curtis is inventing diapers. Other New York-affiliated celebs are thin on the ground in Google's beta patent search, probably because they're mostly searching for better ways to discreetly inhale vast quantities of blow. But if you can find something better than Michael Jackson's anti-gravity device, then by all means let us know.

Celebrity Patents [Ironic Sans]