Gossip Roundup: Because "Julia Roberts Up The Pole" Just Sounds Tawdry
- Julia Roberts, according to Page Six's ever-infallible sources, is once more enceinte. [Page Six]
- Some "domestic diva" or other hits on ladies when she's drunk. What else can Ben Widdicombe say? Everyone is gay. [Gatecrasher, last item]
- Mike Tyson arrested; charged with DUI, cocaine possession, and extreme predictability. [TMZ]
- Trump and Rosie used to be friends, a long time ago. [E! Planet Gossip]
- Ashlee Simpson "[rubs] salt in [Jessica's] similar looking but kind of cuter wound" by twatting around with a doggelganger. [MollyGood]
- Kim Kardashian "no sex tape" blah blah. Side note: in this pic, doesn't Paris kind of resemble the nympho granny character from There's Something About Mary? [HollyScoop]
