Lindsay Lohan Is Already On Step 5!
For those few Gawker readers who don't have 'em memorized, that's the "admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs" one. And it should come as no surprise, really — we were there, after all, for Step 4 ("Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves"): Lindsay inventoried her morals and encouraged us to do the same in her pithy Altman eulogy. And now, Lindsay is running around town apologizing — yesterday, she made up with the strippers who she'd called "whores" and "cunts," and today, according to Page Six, she reached a similar rapprochement with producer Scott Storch, forgiving him for producing "Brandon Davis's 'firecrotch' song" (what??) and, quite possibly, for the crime against humanity he committed by enabling Paris Hilton to record an album. Brava, Linds — only a week into your recovery, and you've come so far! We're looking forward to step 8: "Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all." We're expecting a fruit basket; that crotch shot scarred us for life.
