Ad Age's Media Mavens: A remarkably diverse group. [copyranter]
Who's getting canned at Time Inc.? It's a holiday mystery! [WWD]
Fox News: Here's the name of that broad what got raped. [Radar]
Philadelphia papers rank-and-file not exactly thrilled with labor deal. [Philadelphia Inquirer]
Gossip under threat in Great Britian. [Guardian]
Pretty much everyone's gonna go with a "gets off" joke about Girls Gone Wild auteur Joe Francis' lenient sentence for using underage girls in his videos; we're still trying to work something out concerning anal violation. [AP]
Rolling Stone reality show contestant disabused of romantic notions about the magazine: ""I guess I had this romantic idea in my head of people under their desks shooting heroin in their eyeballs." Sorry, kid, that's just the readers. [WWD]