Anna Nicole Smith Nut Parade To Hit The Road After Court-Ordered Eviction
It's been too long since last we paid a visit to the real world soap opera that is Anna Nicole Smith's life—Generally Hospitalized? All My Surviving Children?—in a year that has tested her like a busty, methadone-addled Job being toyed with by the Almighty. And yet through it all, and we hate to have to keep going back this, she somehow managed to limit our unobstructed views of her C-section scar and beyond to the one she sold to Entertainment Tonight featuring her baby being pulled out of it with forceps. When last we checked in, former Smith sugarpapa G. Ben Thompson had turned off the power in the Bahamian estate he helped her buy, which she insists was a gift. Now, the final steps are being taken to have her booted from the property completely:
Emerick Knowles, the attorney for South Carolina businessman G. Ben Thompson, said he entered the default judgment on Tuesday after Smith missed a deadline to respond to his suit declaring his client the rightful owner of the gated mansion known as "Horizons." [...]
Knowles said he gained authority to file the judgment with the Supreme Court after a two-week deadline expired on Monday, and he asked Smith in writing to vacate by Thursday. If she does not comply, they will ask court officers to remove her from the property, he said.
It's yet another crushing blow for the former spokesmodel and reality star, and where Smith will go after being forcefully removed from Horizons—the personal Tara she strongly feels was hard-earned through a combination of her own lube, sweat and tears—is really anyone's guess. It's more than likely, however, that a despondent and homeless Anna Nicole will pack her family into a catamaran and allow the ocean to determine the next tropical island chain where she will try and establish squatter's rights in the mansion of an ex sex-partner.