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Some opportunistic guests of the Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes Italian Wedding Spectacular apparently have smuggled some furtively snapped images from the ceremony and reception to the tabloids, photos which seem to depict the culminating moment of their matrimonial rite. In the pictures, the couple hold aloft the two glasses of extremely potent sacramental wine which, when quaffed by the glassy-eyed war-bride, induced a state of euphoria so total that any thoughts of escape quickly melted away. With Holmes sufficiently hobbled by drink, Cruise then removed his tie and placed it around her neck, a symbolic yoking of connubial prisoner by eternal enslaver completing the union in the eyes of their Church. Holmes would spend the next two hours in solitude on the dance floor, slowly twirling to poor renditions of Motown songs for their guests' amusement, until Cruise suddenly tired of the display, angrily ordering a pair of burly, nautically attired groomsmen to lock her in their honeymoon suite, which he vowed not to enter "until my wife learns the right way to get down to 'Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay.'"