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The fat feathered gobbler isn't the only one on the block today. In the spirit of holiday sacrifice, we'll decapitate a few turkeys of our own, just to get you properly blooded up. Bring your own cranberry sauce. And don't worry, everyone gets a piece — but we get to carve.

Executed: bornbitter
Crime: Performing Michael Richards-style racial comedy, double posting, linking to his own Livejournal.

Executed: Tulletilsynet
Crime: Assuming that any woman has ever read Cormac McCarthy.

Executed: Ben DovernDover
Crime: Anti-egalitarianism.

Executed: Awesomist
Crime: Deeply implausible claim about Columbia co-eds.

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