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At this rate, the tabloid-inflated potential price of Britney Spears' sex tape should reach $350 million by the end of the week. And it will be worth every penny if we actually see K-Fed and Brit-Brit getting frustrated by their inability to remember which chess pieces "go all diagonal, y'all," sweeping them off the board, and then getting back to the monkeysex.
We imagine it does not surprise you in the least that the ways in which four-legged thespians can break into the business are virtually the same as those available to their bipedal, human counterparts.
Variety launches The Knife, a blog about the places where the entertainment industry likes to eat, leading off with today's report on Mozza, the Mario Batali restaurant that promises to be clogged with obnoxious power-eaters for months to come. There's also a post about Owen Wilson's shitty waiting skills.
Katie Holmes is in Rome! Cruise is seen leaving his hotel! Maybe this thing is going to happen after all.
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