· While we're not the particular flavor of nerd whose superhero Underoos are suddenly stretched tight with fanboy tumescence over a leaked movie trailer showing incomplete footage from Spider-Man 3 (warning: a Venom cameo may cause spontaneous webjaculation in the excitable), we appreciate that some of you might want to see the clip which TMZ reports has Sony scrambling to repair the leaks that allowed it to escape onto the wilds of the internets in its premature.
· Tom Cruise is already in Rome, making sure that all of the bride-retention mechanisms he's arranged for this weekend's wedding ceremony (Holmes-sniffing Dobermans, tranquilizer-gun equipped snipers accurate at a range of 300 yards, well-disguised perimeter bear traps) are functional and ready to make sure his big day stays special.
· Giving away money or time has never been quite so hard for obscenely rich people in Hollywood.
· We are still officially undecided about the Team Pam vs Team Karen question, but we expect to make up our minds before The Office's writers do.