Myspace continues to connect underage hotties with semi-desperate bloggers. We knew it would prove useful for something, someday. [Amish in the City]
He shook K-Fed's hand, now he isn't washing it. Here's hoping it's not the same hand he uses to beat off because, quite frankly, that's plain weird. [Banterist]
Bose is committed to dulling the pain of reality. [Negro Witticisms]
Holy Fake Mannequin Boobs, Batman. [Get The F Out Of Here]
Some alternate slogans for Bowlmor Lanes. [Copyranter]
