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Katie Holmes meets with California Senator Barbara Boxer to discuss the possibility of a Democrat-controlled Congress forcing through a bill nullifying billion-year contracts signed while actresses were under career duress.
· Britney's first husband (for like three hours) speaks out! And what he has to say about Kevin Federline will shock and amaze you. OK, he calls him an idiot. Skip the story and get on with your afternoon.
· TMZ and the tabloids are really wearing out LA court clerks with their constant requests for divorce filings.
Levert: also dead.
· Which Nicole Kidman character are you? We'd take the quiz ourselves, but we're afraid we'll wind up being the one with the fake nose who drowned herself.
· Pinkberry in crisis!