Anna Nicole Smith's C-Section: The Miracle Of Instantly Exploitable Life
On last night's installment of ET, the show finally broadcast the magically exploitative centerpiece of their deal to help Anna Nicole Smith extract every last dollar and publicity opportunity from the recent, tabloid-ready birth-death cycle represented by the near-simultaneous arrival of her new daughter and loss of her son, airing video of Smith's recent C-section. Don't worry if you're still confused about the paternity of the child seen extracted from her womb in this (really graphic—please, don't watch it if you've just finished your breakfast burrito) clip—Smith and omnipresent life/business partner Howard K. Stern will be back on ET tonight to swear up and down that the adorable little moneymaker is the fruit of his loins, sworn statements to the contrary be damned.