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If what we're hearing is true, Not Chosen, the schmuck who has attempted to parlay his "I'm not Jewish, but my Jewish magazine bosses think I am" act into a blog persona and even a t-shirt sideline, has some 'splainin to do.

Not Chosin' Just Posin guy is actually half- Jewish, (I know this for a fact) which makes his whole schtick even lamer. And the mag he works for is some sort of half-assed Jewish trade-type magazine, it's not The Forward, Heeb or even Reform Judaism. You SO didn't hear this from me, but I'm a reliable source on this one...

I'm pretty damn sure he works at the Forward. You might check their masthead. He's not an anti-Semite though. Not in my opinion at least. He's probably even Jewish.

Not that I much care to out him, I'm pretty positive not chosen is at Yarmulke Monthly.

Okay, we're pretty sure that last one is a joke. But the others seem to confirm a suspicion we'd had too: how does Not Chosen know so much about exactly what he, as a non-Jew, shouldn't know? Please tell us, Not Chosen: why blog about not being a Jew if you actually are one? We may have discovered the saddest blog in New York City — and man, is that ever saying something.
Earlier: Throw The Fake Jew Down The Well

UPDATE: A tipster sends in this note about Not Chosen, which we're going to consider the final nail in the coffin:

Not Chosen has a story about going to an event with the owner of Commentary Magazine that is impossible because there is no owner of Commentary Magazine. It is published and financed by the American Jewish Committee. I work in the research department at the American Jewish Committee, and Commentary Magazine takes up the floor below me in the AJC building. Even if he was mistaken about the man's title for the magazine and it was the editor, there is no way Neal Kozodoy was bumming around with this guy and his agent. And if he was talking about the Business Director who would be more likely to be at this party, it is still not possible because she is a woman. Not Chosen also claims that the "owner" of Commentary remarked about how there was a non-Jew working in one of the Jewish Magazines, which would be an odd thing for him to bring up, because there are plenty of non-Jews who work for Commentary. This guy is bullshit.

Word. Theee end.