We put up a screenshot on Thursday showing Donald Trump's trademark application for Trump Steaks. Unfortunately, we won't see The Donald out on the ranch any time soon, as this is part of a licensing deal that puts the Trump brand on steaks produced by Buckhead Beef.

How did this deal come about? Trump owes Buckhead Beef $715,240 (halfway down the page) from his 2004 bankruptcy filing. But whatever the circumstances, this must be great news fans of Trump Ice, the best bottled water in the world. And how soon until Trump thinks shouting "You're fired!" at a slab of steak is, like, the fucking funniest thing, ever?

Trump Steaks. Ehhh? [NY Inquirer]
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