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• Tara Reid tells Us Weekly that her first round of implants was a "horrible plastic surgery that left [her] scarred." Having seen the evidence, we're going to take that literally. She also says that she's partied hard and her "body is tired." Having seen the evidence, we're going to take that literally as well. [Us Weekly]
• After getting decked by Travis Barker's ex, Paris Hilton ends their relationship. Pity. We really thought this one was going to last. [Scoop]
• OMG, Dr. Preston attacked McDreamy?! For our penis-bearing readers, that means that two actors got into a physical fight on the set of Grey's Anatomy. [R&M]
• Not even Viagra can help Hugh Hefner now. [Page Six]