"Ride the snake! That's what Seymour Hersh told me to say."

Oh, that New Yorker festival was grand! Or at least it must have been, since you couldn't get tickets. Disturbingly, an epidemic of cancellations and last-minute ticket-trades resulted in only poor, benighted Gawker photographer Nikola Tamindzic attending on our own behalf. Our record would thus be strictly visual, except that Idolator at least had a mole on the inside in the form of Giancarlo DiTrapano, a gent who'd won the honor of attending via his comments on the site. Nikola did capture a goodly amount of transpired antics for your viewing pleasure; enjoy our slightly newfangled gallery collection. Now with comments on individual photos! Boy howdy! (You can also view Nikola's full gallery here.) Supply your own captions! Fun for the whole family.

Idolator's "New Yorker" Dance-Party Winner Tries To Become Talk Of The Town [Idolator]