Breaking News! During a deep investigation, we found Google's most media-saturating executive hiding in plain sight on the cover of Newsweek that's been out for days. Marissa Mayer's anti-biometric face-morphing technique ensured that millions of web programmers would stream right past her in the checkout line. God she's advanced.
It's hard to make out the details, but if you examine the demarcated area, and squint real hard, you'll realize OH MY GOD IT'S HER.
Come away,O human child!
To the waters and the wild
With a fairy, hand in hand,
For the world's more full of weeping
then you can understand.
Your quest will be perilous
Yet the reward is beyond price.
In his book
'The Age of Intelligent Machines',
Raymond Kurzweil writes
of the power which
will transform Mecha into Orga...
You hear that, Missy?
Why is she wearing so much makeup? She's naturally pretty, she's doesn't need to have some prissy hairstyle and three layers of makeup.
Ozymandius king of kings? Wait, why am I in 7th grade again? Damn you Shelley.
There are many copies.
