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From the mailbag, the header from the one and only 9/11 press release we've received today:

KOBOLD WATCH COMPANY COMMEMERATES 9/11 ANNIVERSARY
One-of-A-Kind Spirit of America Wristwatches Donated by James Gandolfini, Gary Sinise, and WTC Freedom Tower Architect Daniel Libeskind Auctioned Off on CharityFolks.com for The New York United Services Organization

That's it. And it's not even that offensive! What gives? When it comes to your clients, it's never too soon. Frankly, we expected a lot more of our flacks.

If you've been so fortunate as to receive any 9/11-friendly shilling, please do send them along. In the meantime, we'll keep our fingers crossed that self-promoting flack Ronn [sic] Torrossian will save the day: 5WPR VOTED BEST BOUTIQUE AGENCY TO REPRESENT 9/11 WIDOWS!!!