• A sure-fire way to get your money back: insinuating someone is a Nazi, followed by a slew of "Fuck You"s. [Perpetually Nauseous]
• LES Hipsters beg you to save the LoSide Diner. [Lindsayism]
• "Searching for the source of this she led me inside her rectum." Those cat shaman sure are, er, thorough. [Languor Management]