Yes, it happened: Glamour EIC Cindi Leive was on the Today plugging Glamour's Big Book of Dos and Don'ts every day this week — an incredible feat from the Conde PR department and an extreme display of laziness from the Today producers. Oh, what's that? You want some real news? Kabul, you say? Fuck that — LOOKING GOOD IS 1% LIP GLOSS, BITCHES.

Earlier: Today on 'Today': Cindi Leive Lives in a Pup Tent in Rock Center