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It's been far, far too long since we've cleaned house. Not that our house will ever really be clean. Still, let's irrigate the rosebush of comments with the blood of eejits, or however that goes.

Executed: General George S. Patton, Jr.
Crime: Comment "who the fuck even knew who Katie Holmes was before Cruise dated her and who really cared about Cruise before he went crazy and who really cares about either one of them know or their fucking shiteating cocksucking motherfucking cunt-faced baby piece of shit?" improperly punctuated.

Executed: jash
Crime: Overtly broadcasting personal obsession with licking balls.

Executed: Snark Week, Evil_Snark, Snarking At The Moon, Snarkitect, Snarky the Snork, SnarkyMcSnarkerson, Von Snarkler.
Crime: Often, none. But sometimes you have to burn the village in order to save it.

Disputants may consults the Gawker Comments FAQ, section 5. However, note also that this manner of death isn't really permanent. Banned commenters may return through invitations or through future general amnesties. Existing commenters should also feel free to nominate other commenters for future bannings; doing so will, of course, raise one's own potential banning profile.